*drunk one evening 25 years from now* Dude, what if I put the cat in the DNA player?! *giggling and general jackassery* *3 minutes later* TV:"Bow before your MAAARHSTER" Friend: "I don't want to do this anymore. This got too real too fast."
"You're tuned to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70s. That was Blue Swede with their defining musical release "Hooked On a Feeling". Our velvet sweat playlist doesn't stop until the vinyl melts. And we now continue with a top of the heap hit "I gotcha" by Joe Tex"
*radio sounding through the room* "K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues, and if you're the twelfth caller, you'll win two tickets to the Monster Truck Extravaganza being held tonight at the Carson Fairgrounds, featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth."
*radio kicks in* "That was The Partridge Family's "Doesn't Somebody Want to be Wanted?", followed by Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows where my Rosemary Goes" as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's weekend just keeps on... truckin'. "
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